#104: O Cousin, What Art Thou?

104.1  Dear Stolf: Last week you mentioned that in “Gone With the Wind,” Ashley Wilkes marries his cousin Melanie Hamilton. But of course, “cousin” covers a lot of genealogical ground. I know you…you can’t possibly let this go without investigating further, can you?  …Cool Daddy, House of the Rising Sun, Apt. 2C

104.2  Dear CD: God’s nightgown, you are so right! And right at the outset, let me say that I will be considering only textual evidence from Margaret Mitchell’s novel…a very long book, most of which couldn’t possibly be included in the movie. Even elements that did make the transition from printed page to silver screen were changed around…like the book says “My dear, I don’t give a damn”…no “frankly.” And germane to this discussion, there is one bit of genealogical evidence completely made up for the movie, which we’ll get to in due course.

104.3  The first mention of “the cousins” comes early on in Chapter 1…

In 1  ch 1

…in a discussion between the Tarleton twins, Brent and Stuart, re Ashley marrying Melanie. In the movie, it’s just “The Wilkeses always marry their cousins.”  It is referred to several other times, including this excerpt from Chapter 2, Gerald O’Hara speaking to his daughter Scarlett…

In 2  ch 2

Yes, I know what you’re thinking…but while Scarlett takes “queer” to mean “crazy,” her father goes on to explain he means it in the sense of “his folderol about books and poetry and music and oil paintings and such foolishness.” Notice he didn’t say “show tunes”…ahem…

104.4  In Chapter 6, Ashley himself tries to explain it to Scarlett…

In 3 ch 6

104.5  Now public opinion in the Peach Tree State in those days, based on this novel anyway, was mixed on the subject…some in favor of it, others not. It’s worth mentioning that Scarlett’s mother Ellen was in love with a cousin on her father’s side, Philippe Robillard, and would have married him except for her family’s objection…and the fact that Philippe is killed in a barroom brawl. But as to what type of cousins Ashely and Melanie actually are, there is only one textual clue, from Chapter 5, where the Tarleton twins’ horse-loving mother Beatrice is discussing the topic with Gerald and several of their respective daughters…

In 4 ch 5

104.6  Beatrice really is a hoot, and I have included the continuation of this passage in Wicked Ballsy if you’d care to give it a read. At first blush, it seems open and shut: her opinion is that “cousins” shouldn’t marry. But Ashley and Melanie are 2nd cousins…does the rule still apply to them? According to Mrs. T., it does apply, even to 2nd cousins. And I think it’s safe to assume that this mention of 2nd cousins implies her first mention of “cousins” meant 1st cousins. But later in the discussion, she relates her own experience…that her parents wanted her to marry a 2nd cousin and she would have none of it. So does “even second cousins” refer to Ashley and Melanie…or to her self? I think it can be taken either way…my sense is she means Ashley and Melanie…and so we’ll sketch out the possibilities in Chart 363.

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104.7  There is a subtle shift in implication from the book…Wilkeses and Hamiltons always marry their cousins…to the movie…only Wilkeses do. Now I doubt anything significant was meant by this change…but notice that in Chart 363A Ashley and Melanie are Wilkes 2nd cousins…but in 363B they are Hamilton cousins…in 363C they are both (double cousins? yes…wait for it!!)…and in 363D they are neither…their grandfathers married 2 sisters who were, let’s say, Bluebuckles. Perhaps, strictly interpreted, the movie version implies Melanie must be a Wilkes…still, all 4 possibilities equally fit the requirement of cousins marrying cousins.

104.8  But in these 4 cases, we’ve assumed that Ashley and Melanie are 2nd cousins because their fathers are 1st cousins…but in Chart 364…

chart 364

…we give them parents who are a mixed pair of 1st cousins…top, a male and female Wilkes…bottom, a female and male Hamilton. And there’s even another possibility that I didn’t diagram…that John Wilkes and Colonel Hamilton married women who were Bluebuckle 1st cousins, along the lines of Chart 363D. So that’s that? Pick the one you like? Well, no…because there is one very crucial complication.

In 7 ch 1

104.9  This is from Chapter 1 and is the first mention of the Hamilton clan. Pittypat is Ashley’s “cousin.” Now the way we drew it in Chart 363…and the bottom part of Chart 364…Pittypat is Ashley’s father’s 1st cousin, or Ashely’s 1st cousin once removed…and in the top of 364, she is so by marriage, not blood. Certainly “cousin” used here could simply be an abbreviation for “cousin once removed.” But could Ashley and Pittypat literally be 1st cousins? Chart 365, modeled after Chart 364, shows these possibilities…only now, Ashley and Melanie are not longer 2nd cousins, but are instead 1st cousins once removed.

chart 365

104.10  Personally, my reading of it is they are indeed 2nd cousins…public perceptions, at least reflected by the internet, are mixed…they are called 1st cousins, 2nd cousins, 1st cousins once removed, or just unspecified “cousins”…and some folks even hedge their bets by calling them “distant cousins.” But hey…since everyone has 2 sides to their family, can’t both be true: Ashley is 1st cousin to Pittypat and 2nd cousin to Melanie?

chart 366

104.11  But of course! In Chart 366, Ashley is 1st cousin to Pittypat and Colonel Hamilton since their fathers are brothers…they are Hamilton 1st cousins. Ashley is also a Wilkes 2nd cousin to Melanie…his father and her mother are Wilkes 1st cousins. And there’s an added bonus…Ashley and Melanie are also 1st cousins once removed thru the Hamiltons. So taking everything said in the novel literally, I’d say Chart 366 best fills the bill.

104.12  One thing you might ask yourself is this: Does Margaret Mitchell, and hence the characters she writes about, know what a 2nd cousin really is…the child of your parent’s 1st cousin…as opposed to the common mistake, the child of your own 1st cousin. And I’d say the evidence is yes…these excerpts are from Chapters 5 (top) and 15 (bottom)…

In 6 ch 5:15

104.13  See, the whole point of our system of cousins is that “numbered cousins,” not removed, are of your generation, and presumably in the pool of people you might marry. This is not to say you couldn’t marry someone much older or much younger than you are…or contrarywise, a numbered cousin might be of a significantly different age than you…but in general, this is how the generations shake out. Thus it is reasonable to think that Margaret and her characters are using numbered cousins correctly, as on the left side of Chart 367, not incorrectly, as on the right side.

chart 367

104.14  And given that the entire novel is set upon the backdrop of a culture that takes your genealogy extremely seriously…well, if you’re from Georgia, South Carolina, or Virginia anyway!…I think we’re on solid footing in believing they’re getting it right…here’s a quote from late in the book, Chapter 55…

In 5 ch 55

…and didn’t I tell you…double cousins!

104.15  In summary, Ashley Wilkes and Melanie Hamilton are 2nd cousins…notwithstanding the fact that Melanie’s aunt is also Ashley’s 1st cousin. And that’s the definitive answer…well, according to the book!

104.16  And I’ve already said that the book is all that counts. But there is a curious scene in the movie, with dialogue and information that is not found in the book, and I’d like to finish off today by examining it. It’s Christmas time, and Ashley is on leave from the fighting to visit Melanie and Scarlett, who are living with Pittypat in Atlanta. This scene takes place at a Christmas dinner…such a dinner does appear in the book, but the dialogue does not. This is spoken by Pittypat to her coachman and butler Uncle Peter, played by Eddie “Rochester” Anderson.

movie version

104.17  What is the point of this speech? If I might hazard a guess, it’s to indicate that yes, while Ashley and Melanie are “cousins,” they are appropriately distant, so as to assuage any moral indignation the ticket-buying movie patron might have felt. Chart 368 sketches out the circumstances as she suggests them…

chart 368

104.18  Here we see Pittypat’s father has an Uncle, Admiral Will Hamilton, and he marries one Jessica Carroll. Are they 2nd cousins once removed? Yes…Hamilton Sister and Hamilton 1 are siblings…Hamilton Sister marries a Mr. Carroll and has a Carroll son, who is 1st cousin to Hamilton 2. Their children, Jessica Carroll and Hamilton 3 are 2nd cousins…and Admiral Will married his father’s 2nd cousin, his own 2nd cousin once removed. That much is set…but now Jessica is also said to be kin to the Wilkeses. One of the easiest ways to do that would be to make her mother a Wilkes…and the great great grand aunt to Ashley thru his father John.

104.19  Trouble is, the Wilkes and Hamilton families are thus linked thru marriage only, not by blood…that’s the marriage of Ashley’s 2G grandfather’s sister to a man whose mother was a Hamilton. Now if you were to imagine the generations down from the union of Admiral Will and Jessica Carroll, you would indeed arrive at Ashley’s 4th cousin thru the Wilkes. But Melanie is descended from Admiral Will’s brother, and has no connection at with the Wilkes. In this case then, even saying “4th cousin by marriage” would be very tenuous…which is perhaps just as the screenwriters intended it, capeesh? Next week…the mailbag delivereth…

Wicked Ballsy

“Now, Ma’m, I’m taking issue with you on that!  Can you name me better people thanbrian boru.png
the Wilkes?  And they’ve been intermarrying since Brian Boru was a boy.”

“And high time they stopped it, for it’s beginning to show.  Oh, not Ashley so much, for he’s a good-looking devil, though even he– But look at those two washed-out-looking Wilkes girls, poor things!  Nice girls, of course, but washed out.  And look at little Miss Melanie.  Thin as a rail and delicate enough for the wind to blow away and no spirit at all.  Not a notion of her own. ‘No, Ma’m!’ ‘Yes, Ma’m!’  That’s all she has to say.  You see what I mean?  That family needs new blood, fine vigorous blood like my red heads or your Scarlett.  Now, don’t misunderstand me.  The Wilkes are fine folks in their way, and you know I’m fond of them all, but be frank!  They are overbred and inbred too, aren’t they? They’ll do fine on a dry track, a fast track, but mark my words, I don’t believe the Wilkes can run on a mud track.  I believe the stamina has been bred out of them, and when the emergency arises I don’t believe they can run against odds.  Dry-weather stock.  Give me a big horse who can run in any weather!  And their intermarrying has made them different from other folks around here.  Always fiddling with the piano or sticking their heads in a book.  I do believe Ashley would rather read than hunt!  Yes, I honestly believe that, Mr. O’Hara!  And just look at the bones on them.  Too slender. They need dams and sires with strength–“

“Ah-ah-hum,” said Gerald, suddenly and guiltily aware that the conversation, a most interesting and entirely proper one to him, would seem quite otherwise to Ellen.  In fact, he knew she would never recover should she learn that her daughters had been exposed to so frank a conversation.  But Mrs. Tarleton was, as usual, deaf to all other ideas when pursuing her favorite topic, breeding, whether it be horses or humans.

spavin“I know what I’m talking about because I had some cousins who married each other and I give you my word their children all turned out as popeyed as bullfrogs, poor things.  And when my family wanted me to marry a second cousin, I bucked like a colt. I said, ‘No, Ma.  Not for me.  My children will all have spavins and heaves.’  Well, Ma fainted when I said that about spavins, but I stood firm and Grandma backed me up.  She knew a lot about horse breeding too, you see, and said I was right.  And she helped me run away with Mr. Tarleton.  And look at my children!  Big and healthy and not a sickly one or a runt among them, though Boyd is only five feet ten.  Now, the Wilkes–“

“Not meaning to change the subject, Ma’m,” broke in Gerald hurriedly, for he had noticed Carreen’s bewildered look and the avid curiosity on Suellen’s face and feared lest they might ask Ellen embarrassing questions which would reveal how inadequate a chaperon he was.  Puss, he was glad to notice, appeared to be thinking of other matters as a lady should.

By way of explanation, Ellen is Gerald O’Hara’s wife, Scarlett’s mother…Carreen and Suellen are her younger sisters…and “Puss” is Gerald’s pet name for Scarlett. The “heaves” Mrs. Tarleton mentions is a breathing disorder found among equines…

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#103: Riders of the Purple Blog

103.1  Dear Stolf: Do you remember that old TV western “Colt .45” starring Wayde Preston? Was he supposed to be Samuel Colt, inventor of the famous gun, or a relative, or what exactly? …from the Alamogordo Kid and his horse Nameless

103.2  Dear Kid: On the series, his name was Christopher Colt, and he was described as a federal agent investigating crimes and hunting down criminals. His cover was a traveling Colt revolver salesman. And that’s all the usual sources…both internet and resource books…have to say about it. I was beginning to wonder if maybe “Chris Colt” wasn’t the character’s real name, but an alias to make the gun drummer role seem all the more convincing. But I kept digging, and eventually a site called TV Acres came to the rescue, saying he was Samuel Colt’s nephew…

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103.3  …and this is confirmed by an article in Billboard magazine on the Fall 1957 television season. The question then  is, did the real Samuel Colt actually have such a nephew? But before we answer that, there is one additional twist. Colt .45 was just one of the stable of oaters Warner Brothers TV division put out in the 1950s and early 1960s…Cheyenne, Maverick, Sugarfoot, Bronco, Lawman.  And in those days, studio head Jack Warner was a tough man to work for…

colts103.4  …what with draconian contracts, cutting corners at every turn, recycling scripts between series, all sorts of dubious business practices, all in the name of saving a buck. Thus, despite their respective series’ popularity, the stars of both Cheyenne and Maverick walked out on their roles…Clint Walker eventually returned, James Garner didn’t. And during the third and final season of Colt .45, Wayde Preston also took a hike…he was replaced by Donald May in the role of Christopher’s cousin “Sam Colt Jr.” That’s him bottom left…the other 3 are Preston, unable to decide about the ‘stache.

103.5  Now “Sam Colt Jr.” doesn’t leave much room for interpretation, does it? The son of Samuel Colt, pure and simple. But again, does this jibe with historical fact? And to place this whole deal chronologically, Chris and Sam were said to be operatives of President Ulysses S. Grant (presaging The Wild, Wild West)…putting the time period between 1869 and 1877.

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103.6  As you can see in Chart 359, Samuel Colt did have a son named Samuel, but he died in infancy. His only child who survived to adulthood was Caldwell Hart Colt…it was hoped that he’d take up the reigns of the family gun business, but he was more of a sportsman…hunting, fishing, yachting…and died of tonsillitis at age 36. Curiously enough, Samuel Colt’s father was named Christopher, but that doesn’t help either.

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103.7  So we move on to Chart 360…Samuel Colt’s brothers and nephews. Here we find 2 more Christophers…Sam’s brother and a nephew…but both died in 1855…and at any rate, the nephew only lived to age 13. There are also 2 Sams…one, brother John Caldwell Colt’s son, was rumored to actually have been Samuel’s son…but he was a New England farmer, not a western secret agent.The other, known as “Pom” Colt, was an industrialist and politician in the state of Rhode Island…and he would have been just 16 at the start of the Grant Administration.

103.8   And there you have it…Chris and Sam Jr. were complete fabrications. And it’s ironic when you consider that the WB westerns…all of which took place in the same TV “universe,” with numerous crossovers where the characters from one series would pop up on another…included appearances by real historical figures…Billy the Kid, Belle Starr, Buffalo Bill Cody, Doc Holliday, you name it.

103.9  Dear Stolf: I read somewhere that Margaret Mitchell, author of “Gone With the Wind,” was related to the real Doc Holliday. Truth or crap?  …from Wilkes Ashley, no fixed address

103.10  Dear Wilkes: Definitely not crap. As a child, Margaret Mitchell would spend summers at the home of her great grandfather Philip Fitzgerald in Fayetteville, Georgia…and “Rural Home” as the family called it was the inspiration for the famous Tara plantation. Philip’s niece did in fact marry Doc Holiday’s uncle, as you can see in Chart 361. 

chart 361

103.11  You’ll often read that Mitchell and Holiday were “related by marriage.” To many people, that means brother/sister-in-law…but in the wider sense, it can simply mean someone from one family married someone from the other family, and that’s the case here. I also came across the statement that they were “2nd cousins by marriage”…altho as shown in Chart 361, the link is Mattie Holliday, who was Doc’s 1st cousin on one side of her family, and Margaret’s mother’s 2nd cousin on the other side…making her Margaret’s 2nd cousin once removed…even so, Margaret is definitely no blood relative to the famous gunfighter.

103.12  But the complete story is really quite fascinating. At the outbreak of the Civil War, Mattie and Doc’s families lived under the same roof for a year. He was 13, she was 15. He contracted tuberculosis from his mother and set out for the dryer climate out west. But they formed a deep bond during that time…some say there was a romantic involvement, altho the descendants have consistently denied it…and she was the only relative with which he kept up a correspondence during his relatively short life…he died at age 36. She died in 1939 at age 90 and burned some of their letters…the family burned the rest. But by this time…

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103.13  …she was a nun, Sister Mary Melanie, having entered the convent 4 years before Doc Holliday’s death in 1887. She worked in a hospital in Atlanta until she eventually went blind and retired to live at Rural Home in Fayetteville, where young Margaret Mitchell came to know her. Now many times, your cousin’s “cousins on the other side” don’t have a lot of significance in your life, but in this case, that cousin was someone famous, and young Margaret loved hearing stories from Sister Melanie about the old days and Doc’s exploits…Margaret Mitchell was born 13 years after Doc Holliday died.

103.14  And yes, she based the character of Melanie Hamilton in Gone With the Wind on her 2nd cousin once removed and even asked permission to use her name…”Only if she’s a good person” was the reported reply. Not for nothing, but recall that Melanie married Ashley Wilkes, her cousin…”The Wilkes and the Hamiltons always marry their own cousins” declares Stuart Tarleton in the book…and Ashley’s younger sister Honey was engaged to Melanie’s brother Charles, who of course eventually married Scarlett. The Imdb, God bless it, claims the Wilkes character was based on Doc Holliday…but they also say Sister Melanie was Margaret’s 3rd cousin

chart 362

103.15  You know, the Internet Movie Data Base (Imdb) is a truly wonderful resource, but it has its mistakes…I find them all the time. And I believe it is instructive to consider just how loopy your family tree can get when you don’t know what a 2nd cousin is…which is to say, you think it’s just “down one”…your 1st cousin’s child is your 2nd cousin. In Chart 362, it is said that Margaret Mitchell and Sister Melanie are 3rd cousins…why? Because Margaret’s mother and Sister Melanie are 2nd cousins.

103.16  And why are Margaret’s mother and Sister Melanie 2nd cousins? Because their mothers are 1st cousins, and their grandfathers are brothers. Trouble is, by the same reasoning that makes Margaret Mitchell and Sister Melanie 3rd cousins, their mothers would also be 2nd cousins. So from the point of view of Margaret’s mother May Belle, both Sister Melanie and Sister Melanie’s mother are May Belle’s 2nd cousins…oops! And had Sister Melanie had a child, that child and its mother would both be 3rd cousins to Margaret. Perhaps it’s May Belle and Sister Melanie that should be called 3rd cousins, making Margaret and Sister Melanie 4th cousins.  See how out of whack it all gets when you don’t know what’s what? ¡Ay chihuahua!…

103.16  One final thought…you can’t have cowboys without Indians…but count newly fauxminted Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren o-u-t-OUT…at least for the time being. The Senate Historical Office keeps a directory of “minority” senators…and they say they’re not listing Warren as a Native American. They say they will if Warren’s people request it, altho Warren’s people say she won’t…otherwise, they base the list on a senator’s biography and “self-identification,” and they say Warren hasn’t self-identified. Well, that’s nonsense…she has throughout her life touted her supposed Cherokee and Delaware roots…what the heck was the big campaign controversy all about? Maybe this is just the Senate Historical Office’s gentle way of saying she hasn’t proved it…may be, may be….see you next week, pilgrim…

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#102: It’s Good To Be The Kings

102.1   Dear Stolf: Remember the old “King Family Show”? How many family members were actually on it? I see all different kinds of numbers quoted on the net…what say you?  …from Larry Welk IV, in Bubbleville

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102.2  Dear Larry: I see what you mean…a quick web check finds estimates ranging from 35 to 41. I believe there’s a good reason to think it’s even higher. But here’s a curious fact: strictly speaking, nobody on the show had the last name of King! Now it’s true that the core King Sisters quartet used that as their professional name, but that wasn’t their family name…and they all used their married names in private life. As it turns out, King was their father’s middle name…

102.3  …and it all began on August 22, 1908 in Sanford, Colorado when professor of familymusic and voice William King Driggs married Pearl Caroline Mortensen. Soon the babies started arriving, ultimately 2 boys and 6 girls…and they were all members of a family band, as seen at right in 1924…youngest sister Marilyn wasn’t born until 1931. They lived in various towns in Colorado and Utah (they were Mormons) and performed as “W. King Driggs and His Family of Entertainers.” Yes, the patriarch of the clan went by the name King Driggs.

102.4  With a move to California in 1931, the three oldest sisters began performing professionally as the Driggs Sisters…that’s Maxine, Luise, and Alyce. The latter 2 were born Louise and Alice…and altho I don’t know it for a fact, it’s reasonable to think the spelling changes were in honor of their idols, the swinging Boswell Sisters…leader Constance Boswell was called Connie, but spelled it “Connee.” (Apparently “Mackseen” was able to resist!)

102.5  A year later, back in Salt Lake City and singing on the radio, they were told “Driggs Sisters” didn’t sound so wonderful, and what was their father’s first name? “King” came the reply, and that was that. Needless to say, they were a hit, and began performing with big bands, first Horace Heidt then Artie Shaw. Maxine retired, and was replaced by Donna and Yvonne, as they became 4 King Sisters. In the early 1940s they were fronting Alvino Rey’s band…he eventually married Luise in 1945. Donna retired, replaced by baby sister Marilyn in 1953…thus all 6 Driggs sisters were King Sisters at one time or another, first as a trio, then a quartet.

102.6  And as an interesting sidelight, there was actually a 7th King Sister…well, sort of. When Maxine, Luise and Alyce were performing as a trio, younger sisters Donna and Yvonne formed a high school group with their friend Anita Johnston…and all would occasionally appear together as the “Six King Sisters.” To which we should add a kind of 8th King Sister…for a time in 1937, a singer named Peggy Pope formed a trio with Luise and Alyce. And not for nothing, but Alivno Rey’s last name means “king” in Spanish…funny coincidence, nothing more…he was born Alvin McBurney.

stringy102.7  At any rate, the King Sisters quartet backed by Rey’s Orchestra were popular all thru the 1950s and early 1960s. He was famous for his “talking guitar”…check out “Rock Gently,” a very cool track from 1959, featuring his signature pedal steel. In the 1940s he had used a vocoder (as Peter Frampton would decades later) with wife Luise off-stage “singing” the parts for a guitar puppet named Stringy, but later it was all just playing skill, including wah-wah-ing with the volume control…here’s “Hindustan,” also from 1959…dig those crazy harmonics!

102.8  But to make a long story short, Yvonne got to organizing benefits for her father’s alma mater Brigham Young University in 1964, featuring not only the quartet but members of the ever-growing extended family. The idea was tried on TV’s “Hollywood Palace,” went over big, and lead to the “King Family Show,” a mid-season replacement for “The Outer Limits” of all things, debuting on January 23, 1965. Altho this show only lasted a year on the air, the King Family continued to make guest appearances and their own specials thru to the early 1980s…and there was a show on for 6 months in 1969 spotlighting the 4 King Cousins…2nd generation daughters, one of whom was Tina Cole, Robbie’s wife on “My Three Sons.”

102.9   So to answer your question, I will limit myself to the 1965 program…and our starting point will be the King Family’s official website, which counts the 6 King Sisters, Alvino Rey, who by this time was serving as the musical director for the whole ensemble, and 32 assorted relatives, altho they don’t give the names…that’s a total of 39. Based on a very comprehensive genealogy (here), I have broken down the Driggs siblings into 2 groups: the King Sisters of 1965 as Chart 347…and the other 4 siblings as Chart 348.

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102.10  The numbers above the siblings indicate their birth order…the numbers below each name are their ages in 1965, where known. All family members were known by either their first name or a nickname as shown…where they went by their middle name, it is underlined. 3 individuals are “out”…the deceased first husbands of Alyce and Yvonne, and Marilyn’s husband Howard Lloyd from whom she was divorced. Assuming all the others were on the show, I count 39. But is there a definitive way of knowing for sure? Thankfully, there is…

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102.11  In 1965, they released 2 LPs of songs from the show, plus a Christmas album. The above family portrait and “key” is from the back on the 1st LP…all members are listed by number and identified by name…said to be “appearing on the show and in this album.” There are 35 in the picture, plus another 5 mentioned who are “not shown.” This includes all 39 in my charts except for Maxine’s daughter (I’m assuming it’s a daughter) Jann Thomas…who turns out to be quite a mystery person, as the internet can turn up neither hide nor hair of her. That’s 38, plus new husbands Robert Wilson for Candy Conkling and Kent Larsen for Marilyn…for a total of 40.

102.12  But there’s one final mystery to untangle, since the number 41 keeps popping up. And there are 2 candidates for that slot…one is patriarch William King Driggs, who did in fact appear on several shows and is pictured in a then current group shot on the back of the 2nd LP.  He died on April 6 1965, it is said having suffered a stroke on stage, but carrying on till the number was finished, then collapsing. So there’s your 40, right?

102.13  No…nothing’s ever that simple…because some sources say the family ranged in ages from “3 to 76 years”…OK, 3 would be Bill Jr.’s son Jonathan…but 76 would be a mistake, since Papa was 79 when he died…he would have been 80 in October. Other sources give the range as from “7 months to 79 years”…well, the 79 is right…and the 7 months would be Candy’s daughter and Donna’s granddaughter Kristen Yvette Wilson, born in May of 1965…who would have 7 months old in December of 1965, just as the show was ending its run. By my cyphering, that gives us 42 in all…well, that’s my number and I’m sticking to it….

Screen shot 2013-01-06 at 9.00.27 PM102.14  But wait, I know you’re thinking…what about Mama Pearl Driggs…who BTW had a bit part in the 1959 monster movie “Hideous Sun Demon,” starring and directed by her son-in-law Robert Clarke (left) and also featuring Donna, Xandra, and Del Courtney. She died in 1970 at age 81…imdb says she occasionally joined the family on their show and specials…but she isn’t in the group photo from the first LP…so you could go out on a limb and say 43…me, I’m sticking with 42…and see you next week!

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One final genealogical note: since “King” is uncommon, altho hardly unheard of, as a given name, you might think William King Driggs got his middle name from the surname of an ancestor…and you’d be wrong, but therein lies an interesting tale.

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In the early 1880’s, one of his older sisters (when the dust cleared, he had 21 siblings!) Ella Olivia was engaged to a lawyer named William Henry King…one of the most influential Utah politicians of the era, who eventually went to Washington first as Congressman, then Senator. She died before they could be married and was buried in her wedding dress. 2 years later, William King Driggs was born, named in honor of his almost-brother-in-law. Very cool, sez me…

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#101: Pencils Down!!

101.1  First, the answers to last week warm-up quiz…they are below, boxed in green…

quiz warmup answers

101.2  Your father’s uncle is your grand uncle. Now if you said great uncle, you’re not wrong per se. In fact, legal decisions exist to the effect that the 2 phrases refer to the same thing…your parent’s uncle or your grandparent’s brother. Genealogy prefers “grand uncle” for this reason: once you start layering on “greats,” your direct ancestor and his brother will always have the same number of them. For example, your great great great great great grandfather’s brother is your great great great great great grand uncle. Each of them has 5 “greats,” commonly abbreviated as 5G. If you used “great uncle” rather than “grand uncle,” then the brother would be your great great great great great great uncle…6 greats…the same number of greats as his father, your 6G grandfather. Thus, the number of greats and the generations are off by one.

101.3   Using “grand uncle” keeps the number of greats in line with the generation. The way to best explain it is, you have no “great uncle” because you have no “great father.” What makes it even more confusing is the tendency of people who say “great uncle” to also say “grand nephew”…whoops!

101.4  Next…Your father’s 1st cousin is your 1st cousin once removed. Here “once removed” refers to your father’s generation…”twice removed” to your grandfather’s generation…”3 times removed” to your great grandfather’s generation, etc. We could very well be living in a culture where people understood “removed” as naturally as they understand “aunt/niece” or “brother/sister”…but we aren’t. And nobody but cousins are referred to as “removed”…for uncles and direct ancestors, the generations are indicated by “grand,” “great grand,” “great great grand” etc. We do it 2 different ways…it is what it is.

101.5  And while it wasn’t part of the quiz, the son of your 1st cousin Walt would also be your 1st cousin once removed. The reason these 2 seemingly different relatives of yours are called the same thing is that they are the same thing: 2 people are 1st cousins once removed to each other if the 1st cousin of one of them is the father of the other. This sounds complicated until you realize that it’s the same with uncle/nephew…the brother of one of them is the father of the other. It’s just that now, we have 2 different terms…”uncle” for the older generation, the one with the brother…and “nephew” for the younger generation, the one with the father

101.6  Wouldn’t it be better if we had something simpler to call your parent’s 1st cousin…like we do for your parents’ sibling, uncle/aunt? Of course. Instead we have the awkward “1st cousin once removed”…and as we’ve seen, this doesn’t indicate older or younger generation the way uncle/nephew does. This is a gaping hole in our system, plugged by genealogists by using “1st cousin once removed ascending,” what in Spanish is called “2nd uncle,” for the older…and “1st cousin once removed descending,” in Spanish “2nd nephew,” for the younger. Needless to say, it makes more sense in Spanish…but you know what? We soldier on in English, inconvenient terminology be damned. Yay for us.

101.7  Granted, you may have always called your 1st cousin’s son your 2nd cousin, but you were always wrong. It doesn’t do any good to argue about it…it’s a mistake, and if you want to play with the genealogical big boys, you have to stop making it. Forget about dictionaries…they report common usage even when it’s wrong….you must always take the dictionary with a smidgen of sodium chloride, unfortunately.

101.8  So who is a 2nd cousin? That’s the next answer…The son of your father’s 1st cousin is your 2nd cousin. And what I call “numbered cousins” go on the same way: the son of your father’s 2nd cousin is your 3rd cousin…which is to say, when a pair of 2nd cousins have kids, those kids are 3rd cousins to each other…the 2 kids being you, son of your father, and your 3rd cousin, son of your father’s 2nd cousin. The key here is that all-important concept of reciprocity: to your father’s 2nd cousin, your father is his 2nd cousin. Reciprocity is vital to keep from getting lost among the branches of the family tree. Trust me on this.

101.9  And thus the final answer is: The son of your father’s 1st cousin is your father’s 1st cousin once removed. According to the diagram, Wes has the same relation to Adam…thru Andy…as Walt’s son would have to you…thru Walt.

answer 1

101.10  quiz 1…The only way X and Y can be related is if they have parents that are related. X‘s mother 1 is not related to the others in the parents’ generation, so she and her parents A and B do not factor in. Now 2 and 3 are half-siblings, so X and Y are half-1st cousins, CR = 1/16. Same thing with 3 and 4 for another 1/16. So X and Y are double half-1st cousins, CR = 1/8. (Amongst the “tag-team” half-siblings, 2 and 4 are not related, altho they do share 3 as a half-sibling…they are, in relatively recent terminology, “quarter siblings.”)

answer 2

101.11  quiz 2…Sneaky me…I took the fact that 1 wasn’t related to the other parents and changed it…making B and C the same person, namely Z. Now 1 and 2 are also half-siblings, along with 2+3 and 3+4….so X and Y are triple half-1st cousins, CR = 1/16 + 1/16 + 1/16 = 3/16.

answer 3

101.12  quiz 3…This is the same diagram as quiz 1, but with 5 and 6 added to the great grandparents’ generation. As before, X and Y are double half-1st cousins (combined CR = 1/8) thru grandparents D, E, and F. Let’s look at what’s changed between A, B, and C. And you should notice another sneaky thing, altho I really didn’t mean it to be: A‘s mother and B‘s father are not shown, so we may assume they are “somebody else” and do not figure into the tag-team half-sibling arrangement.

101.13   So…simply take them one by each…A and C now have the same father 5 so they are half-siblings…1 and 2 are thus half-1st cousins. B and C have the same mother 6 so they are also half-siblings, thus 1 and 2 are half-1st cousins another way…making them double half-1st cousins. Their children X and Y are double half-2nd cousins, CR = 1/32…added to the 1/8 from double half-1st cousins = 5/32.

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101.14  quiz 4Look at this diagram carefully…then rub your eyes and look at quiz 2… keep rubbing as necessary. All that’s happened is that X and Y have traded parents and been moved around to keep you guessing…a shell-game added to the tag-team.  2 and 4 were the parents of Y, now they’re the parents of X and vice versa. But it’s the same relationship, triple half-1st cousins…and the same CR = 3/16.

answer 5

101.15  quiz 5Finally, this takes quiz 2…where B and C morphed into Z…and also adds great grandparents. But careful now! There aren’t any more half-siblings pairs added into the parents’ generation…that’s because A and F are full siblings thru 5 and 6. Thus 1 and 4 are full 1st cousins, and X and Y are full 2nd cousins…CR = 1/32…plus the 3/16 = 6/32 they got as triple half-1st cousins in quiz 2…grand total CR = 7/32. This BTW demonstrates that 2 individuals can be half-cousins one way and full cousins another…you just have to keep it all straight…yup, that’s all!  Back to the mail-bag next week…ciao 4 nao…

Wicked Ballsy

reason

The answer to last week’s Muppet question is Lew Zealand, that old chum-chucker. But we were talking a while back about people who weren’t identical twins but looked like they were…and I was reminded of actor Rex Reason and his younger brother by 2 years Rhodes Reason. They were often mistakenly thought to be twins.  In fact, the photo above, lower right, is identified on the net as Rex some places, Rhodes other places.  I’m gonna guess it’s Rex, but don’t quote me…

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